Jobs That I Would Never Take

Published on October 27, 2004 By Insightful In Blogging

These are a few career jobs that I would never consider accepting under any circumstances.
Yes, even if I wore starving.
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1. The Lay-off guy: I would hate to be the person that tells workers that their services will no longer be needed and are out of a job.
You talk about having a bad day at work.

I was in a restaurant and overheard these guys at the bar, discussing some impending lay-offs at their company. The one guy said, I don't mind being the person that tells the employees that they're fired. "I love to fire people," he said.
I thought, how callus. I felt like going up to this guy and busting him right off his bar stool. What kind of person would get pleasure out of firing people from their livelihood?
Even today when I think about it, I could drag a guy like that down main street behind a pickup truck.
I don't think anyone would mind,
do you?

2. Bill Collector: To me, this job only ruins some one's day. I would hate to think that that's what my job was, .....to ruin a person's day.

How does this person sleep at night, or shave without cutting his own throat.

3. Bank Foreclosure: Again, ruining someone's day, week, month, year.

4. Repo Man: Where's my car? A person could get shot doing this job. I know that I might shoot someone that was moving my car.

5. Air Marshall: To me, this would be double jeopardy. I'm scared to death of flying and I could be killed trying to save the plane and the passengers.
Besides, with me being such a nervous flyer, I could visualize myself, shooting some innocent Arab that was merely getting up to go to the restroom.

6. A Crash Dummy: Ok, I'm kidding about this one, I just had to throw it in the mix.

7. Telemarketer: I believe that I don't need to explain this one.
I'm just not into calling folks at dinner time.

Ok, reality tells me that these jobs may be necessary, but I'll never apply for any of them. Not even at the point of a gun.

Have a Great day.

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