No cheating now. Truly try and give the correct answer before scrowling down to see the answer. Then check you score on the bottom.
Good Luck!
The following quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you
are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are NOT difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(Scrowl Down)
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door.
! This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
(Scrowl Down)
Did you say: " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the
refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
ramifications of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
(scrowl Down)
Correct Answer: The Elephant. He's in the refrigerator. You just put
him in there.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
(scrowl down)
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got
all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
hehehehehehehe!
Weren't as smart as you thought you were, huh?
Me?????
I think that I need to go back to the second grade.